I'm not dead yet! Or anywhere near dead. Just busy. I dreamed a dreamed and it began a novel idea. And I'm currently world-building. And this thing is massive. I have a baker's dozen of main species to come up with and at least two worlds to evolve. Between this and work, my time for fanfiction has taken a dive. I'm sorry! Starting this weekend, I am going to set a 350 daily word count on some sort of actual writing (not just world-building), so hopefully I'll have some new stuff up soon.
I love finding old notebooks with bits of old works in it. This particular bit is a Naruto/Gaara piece that was originally suppose to be dedicated to a fantastic author: LemonDrops. It's only about a page handwritten, but it cracked me up. I have no idea what I was originally going for, but here it is regardless:
"You're totally disgusting, you know that?" Kankuro looked away, taking up his glass and drinking the reconstituted orange juice.
Naruto, who the comment had been aimed at, narrowed his eyes. He stopped his trek towards the ice box and turned to the other man. "What? You have a problem with two guys having sex?"
"No. I'm saying, you walking around butt-ass-naked is gross. Especially with all the bite-marks. I can get along with my brother a lot better without knowing how he bones his boyfriend."
Naruto gave a smug smile, crossing his arms. The puppet master groaned as it looked like the blond was quite happy to stay just as he was. "You really think I'd be walking around, without a shower first, if I had taken it in the ass?"
Kankuro threw his glass down, spilling the contents on his plate, and soiling his food. "Oh my god, I didn't need to hear that!"
He stood up and pushed violently away from the table. "I hate you so much, Uzumaki."
The blond shrugged, "not asking for your love, now am I?"
"I swear I'm going to slug you if you don't put on some clothes."
That's all I have! Still makes me giggle a little--or perhaps that's because I'm delirious. Oh well! I'll hopefully have more for y'all soon!
edit: 2/21/13 0.51cst I decided to change up the layout a little--one reason I really adore blogger; all I had to was pick things and then do small bits of customization! I don't know why I ever chose orange; I'm not an orange-chika.
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